Showing posts with label United States. Show all posts
Showing posts with label United States. Show all posts

Monday, 9 January 2012

Making money off the internet?! FUCK MY JOB

Now, now, let's not sexually molest your job, this isn't breaking the bank, it's a side income. Or for the people that sit at home all day looking for jobs and rolling in their own filth.




Cough.




The beauty of the internet is the many opportunities it presents to the Internet generation. You don't need a lot to start a little business venture online. Imgur was started by 1 person and receives well over 100 million views a month. I have a little side project in the works as well, it's just good to get something on the internet.


Imgur
Lucky bastard.

Until the mass amounts of success come for you, we can take a look at becoming a freelancer. Yes, I know, it sounds daunting and I agree, it is but not on these sites:




UK Site: http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/
USA Site: http://fiverr.com/




All you have to do is set up a gig and wait for the orders to come. The more unique your gig is, the more attention you'll get so get creative. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with bein productive, could be a video of you dancing in a monkey suit, as long as it's captivating and that it draws people in, you'll be raking it all in.

Have some related articles about .. er.. I don't fucking know.


Thursday, 5 January 2012

Rant: Generation Y and Z

Right, I'll be honest. Us, as a generation, don't get on with our parents, do we? Yet, we get on with our grandparents, which is a bit strange, aint it?



Let me explain this for you. 




If you're in your late teens to your mid-20's, you're generation Z. If you were just after the Soviet Union was destroyed, early 40's to late 50's, you're generation Y. 




Now, I'm going to go on about the differences between our generation and our parents generation. 




I'll start with our generation. We're the internet generation. We were born with the internet. We had the vast, informative libraries at our fingertips in our teenage years. For most of us, we've gotten REALLY good at finding information. We've found things that contradict our parents beliefs and philosophies so as we've grown up, they've gotten less smarter.




So they were always shallow idiots, let's be fair. They were adults when the internet was made and most of them still don't know how to bloody use it. They're based on traditions, most of those traditions being down right lies and brainwashing.


Parents (film)

Evil bastards.

You've probably heard your parents say "I grew up with nothing" well that's true. They did. But what do we have to grow up with? National debt. A recession. Unreachable house prices and very unfair debt. Jobs that aren't easily accessible and the pressure of our parents. I'm sure you remember your parents say, "Get into college and you'll find a good job!" and now that we've got into college, completed college, gotten degrees, we're NOW being told "You're an entitled arsehole if you wont work at McDonalds"

English: McDonalds' sign in Harlem.

It's a love/hate relationship.


So let me get this straight. We're being pressured INTO jobs we don't like by the same PEOPLE who told us to avoid those jobs?




Well, fuck you, Generation Y, you're bloody useless. You've made it harder for people with actual brains to make a living. We've also been labelled the "Boomerang Generation". You know why?


line art drawing
Pretty much how it works.

Because when we move out, times get so damn hard that we move right back into our parents house. 




It frustrates me because it's only our generation that's screwed. It's just us. The next generation will be fine because it'll take the geniuses of our generation to fix the problems before they escalate. 




It's clear nothing's changing. Nothing's getting cheaper. It's all about generation Y. Shouldn't it be tailored towards us? We need to throw someone from our generation into politics to fix everything.




Rant over. God damn. 

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Monday, 5 December 2011

500 views!

I know 500 views aren't really that huge but I think I might as well bookmark each milestone somehow, right? A post about having 500 overall views seems alright for an amateur like me. I'll just keep making more posts, get to a 1000 and then have my way with myself. Fair deal?

Deal.

Ciao squeers.