I'll be posting regularly again on Wordpress, link to it is here:
https://inexplicablyinsane.wordpress.com/
This is because the amount of views to followers on here is problematic. Every month, I seem to average 300 views when posting consistently but I never receive followers and that's the important part of running a blog.
I hope to see you over there!
Thursday, 19 February 2015
Friday, 13 February 2015
INFJ and ENFJ: Relationships, Emotions and Love
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| Left: INFJ/ Right: ENFJ |
As you can see above, there is an INFJ and an ENFJ. A Protector and a Giver.
I'm the guy on the left. I've chosen to write a self-exploration of our relationship to help others who seek the guidance for this pairing.
If you've found this page, you're either fresh to the Myers Briggs personality theorem or you're an expert and this may be something you've needed to read. I'll try not to disappoint.
I'll start with what our types are and mean.
INFJ
I: Introverted
N: Intuitive
F: Feeling
J: Judgement
Functions: Introverted Intuition, Extroverted Feeling, Introverted Thinking and Extroverted Sensing. If confused, please research Myers Briggs functions. All types have their own unique set on how we process information.
Introversion dictates how we recover our human energy. Introverts have a very wide open dopamine canal. Which means we react to things a lot more than Extroverts would. For example, I wouldn't be able to socialise as long in a social setting which inhabits a crowd of over, let's say, 6 people. The giant influx of information a human being exhausts, which I'm sure you know, can be taxing when you're receiving that information for a long sustained time. Introverts recharge their batteries by letting themselves recover in solitude or with a small group of very close friends.
Intuition is how we create threads of information in our head. It can be described as a sixth sense, a gut feeling. They present a concept and THEN go into the details of it. Idea creators are the core definition of what intuition ultimately is. Very imaginative, Intuitive's lead with a fresh instinct, almost like gambling but for every life situation. This may be difficult to understand. Please research if you wish to know more.
Feeling is what it says on the tin. It can means two different things if it's introverted feeling or extroverted. INFJ's and ENFJ's have extroverted feeling so I'll describe that. It can be described as empathy. Being able to absorb others emotions. You feel what they feel and it effects you as it effects them. Extroverted feelers tend to be more sensitive than introverted feelers due to being aware of the effects of their actions. They tip-toe around tough topics and tend to work out the easiest way to approach an emotionally taxing situation in the carefullest way possible, for themselves and for others. Introverted Feeling can also be researched if you want something to compare this description with. My short summary of introverted feeling is the ability to know yourself, putting yourself first over others. Contrary to popular belief, it's not as 'evil' as it sounds.
Thinking is the processing of information. Many different thinkers can either process the information inside their heads or write information down in highly structural methods i.e. graphs, lists etc. People find it hard to identify the difference between intuition and thinking. The difference is intuitive's create information, thinkers organise information.
Judgement is the way we guide ourselves through life. J's tend to be more organised with their decisions, being less spontaneous with their choices. Note: judgement isn't identified by how clean someone's desk is. Usually, morality is a good indicator as J's tend to stick to their guns if they either like something or don't like something.
With the ENFJ, the above descriptions will suffice to describe the letters. I'll still cover the E so it's clear.
ENFJ
E: Extroverted
N: Intuitive
F: Feeling
J: Judgement
Functions: Extroverted Feeling, Introverted Intuition, Extroverted Sensing and Introverted Thinking
Extroversion, like said above, is how energy is expended. Remember the dopamine line? With E's, imagine that the dopamine is being sifted through a funnel. They expend it VERY slowly. This is why you see the majority of extroverts in clubs and at parties, surrounded by people. They're trying to expend it. Staying inside for them can be explained in a description. Imagine your brain is creating dopamine all the time and it keeps filling your head, you're full of energy. You'd go out all the time if you wished to avoid that headache.
Comparison
The main difference here is the E and the I. One letter change in a type can create very different personalities and very similar ones. Remembering the note after explaining the INFJ letters, every type has functions that help us process information. INFJ and ENFJ have the same functions BUT they're in a different order. Thinking that a change in the order of functions isn't much? Guess again.
The order of functions play a big part. The one that we start with, in my case, introverted intuition, is the main one I use, it's the one I've used since I was a child and probably the only one I used at all. Other functions come in later on in life. So I live primary in my head, seeing the world with red strings connecting everything. now ENFJ's, they lead with extroverted feeling. Take that in for a second... done? Ok.
Extroverted Feeling is my second function but I'm extremely familiar with it. All these intense emotions, all the time. But I'm lucky enough that the feelings I feel have to go through the intuition, like a filter, so I usually internalise my feelings before I send them out into the world. It can be seen as unhealthy due to repressing it all but it's something we naturally do. ENFJ's don't have a filter. It's emotion all the time. They've been reading people and taking in emotions since they were kids and they remember everything that ever effected them in a huge way, it shapes their personalities. The contrast here is that they show their feelings and THEN they put it through their intuition. Put yourself in an ENFJ's shoes and imagine you've effected someone in a negative way by exerting your feelings. Then imagine thinking about it once you've done it. It's not easy for the ENFJ, I'll admit.
Let's Get Personal
I'm 23 and my ENFJ is 20. We've been together for just under 2 and a half years. We met at University and within two weeks, we became boyfriend and girlfriend. I'm unusually confident for an INFJ due to my best friend being an ESTP, whose functions are a direct mirror of mine. I still feel anxiety heavily but through my best friends subliminal and subconscious hints, I worked out that I could use it as a motivator. This results in a motivated INFJ.
Now when I first saw my ENFJ, something clicked in my head. The intuitive gut feeling told me that this girl is interesting. A rarity for me. Initially, she was closed off and stand offish but with the power of the INFJ insight and some knowledge of Carl Jung's teachings, I knew she was hiding her true self due to the new environment we were both in. Note: Sounds creepy to know this much, I know, but this is how strong an INFJ's intuition and feeling is.
We became closer. Eventually, she invited herself over to my place after, she told me, she realised that trying to get a WiFi connection by sitting near her door could be rectified by just visiting me at my dorm. I agreed. We chilled well into the night watching DVD's and eventually fell asleep.
The rest is history. Now we're living together and we're soon to be finishing our final year at University.
The Dynamics of our Relationship: INFJ and ENFJ
Note: I'll be speaking in third person to not single out my ENFJ. I'll be giving insight about INFJ's also.As brief as can possibly be, with the INFJ, you have an intense and quiet partner who loves extremely deeply. With the ENFJ, you have a partner who requires emotional validation and loyalty who also loves extremely deeply.
INFJ's absorb feelings so if you wish to enter a relationship with an ENFJ, I recommend that you be EMOTIONALLY STABLE. You have to be emotionally tough as ENFJ's will show intense emotion at regular intervals, good and bad emotions. ENFJ's, I recommend that you take your INFJ's silence not as neglect but that INFJ's need their space to get back on form now and again.
INFJ's and ENFJ's will both see aspects of themselves within each other. You are essentially viewing your own personality in a different order. This can prove to be an advantage in developing yourself, the INFJ can teach how to maintain your emotions and ENFJ's can teach how to be more open with interacting with the world and organisation skills. The second advantage is they're the same functions so you don't have to worry that you're progressing down the wrong route as you will eventually develop the functions of your partner, with patience and drive behind you.
If you go ahead with a relationship with an INFJ/ENFJ, be prepared for a very intense and intelligent relationship. The ability of an NFJ is that emotional intelligence is mandatory to being one. Expect to be loved like you've never been loved before and if you have been loved like that, they will find another way to love you. It will take more effort than the usual relationship as it requires you to put in the effort to nurture each other and understand one another. The payout will be a great one. As the effort you put in will produce a very rewarding and happy relationship. But bare in mind that there will be the odd problem that will come out of nowhere. But if you work through it, you will find happiness.
If you're seeking or are in an INFJ/ENFJ relationship, comment with your own experience on your relationship and add another perspective!
NOTE: I WOULD LOVE FOR AN ENFJ IN AN ENFJ/INFJ RELATIONSHIP TO ADD THEIR OWN PERSPECTIVE. PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU WISH TO ADD MORE!
Super Smash Bros. Wii U - Amiibos, Pokemon and Assists
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| Copyright: Nintendo |
As I'm sitting here, watching my Link Amiibo, Sparda, wreck shop on 8 player Smash, 99 stock at level 50 as he collects items I lack the drive to acquire myself, let's take a look back at the immaculate concept of what actually is Smash Brothers.
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| OH MY GENTLE JESUS Copyright: Nintendo |
We all grew up at some point (surprising, ey?) and only now have the past couple of generations have been surrounded by technology that can be consumed and interacted with. This includes video games, obviously. A good few of us played the magic that is Super Mario Bros. on the NES. As we pressed buttons, we watched the burly red plumber jump and run at enemies and, occasionally, if you remember old game difficulty, fall down holes and slightly nudge Goombas which, somehow, result in a death that sends you into the air and off the very fabric of the world itself.
We grew a connection to that character and this was the start of such connections. The dots and vehicles that inhabited the screen had evolved into a personality with a name and a background. Everybody knows Mario because we were that collection of pixels on the screen since the very start of it all, being the reaper over the on screen persons life and death.
Well, apart from the green mushrooms that popped out of the question blocks. Don't get me started about the back story of Mario blocks, it's too.. what's the word.. manic?
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| Que the horror story music. Copyright: Nintendo |
But leading on from this, a wave of story driven games with personalities embraced our screens. We pressed those buttons and became the characters on the screen over and over again. A decade later when more Nintendo games came out in droves and captured our hearts, such as Donkey Kong, Kirby and the one series that has my time travelling bro' in it, Zelda, we were living adventures in our homes, an introverts paradise.
So this game came out of nowhere when consoles were starting to progress on the idea of 3 glorious dimensions. This game was the glorious birth of what can be simplified in a sentence. Brace for the swearing.
LET'S GET SOME NINTENDO CHARACTERS AND GET THEM TO FUCK EACH OTHER UP.
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| HNNNGGGGGGGG Copyright: Nintendo |
I mean, this idea was titanic in proportion, nobody even thought that other game characters could even perform in the same game together, let alone beat the crap out of one another.
Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 64 came out. Now I was a PS1 owner at the time and I had only heard that the N64 existed, let alone the games. I was introduced to it when I was hanging with a group of my cousin's friends. It blew my mind when I saw what was going on. I couldn't believe it, Mario getting smacked about by DK. It's a memory that hasn't left me!
Now, we can move on to the current day. 2 more games later, we have arrived at Smash Bros. for the Wii U and 3DS. I only have the Wii U version so I'll avoid commenting about the 3DS version.
There was so much hype for this, after Melee and Brawl, what could they do next? Obvious answers would be to add more characters and stages. Which they did. Villager from Animal Crossing, Wii Fit Trainer from.. Wii.. Fit.. and others like Dark Pit from Icarus, Shulk from Valkyrie etc etc
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| "Now please enter the 'I'm kicking your ass' position" Copyright: Nintendo |
Now my favourite thing about these games isn't being Link and spamming projectiles from the other side of the stage (Sorry, I'M SORRY!), it was items. Items that introduce even MORE characters into the battle. More specifically, Pokemon and Assists.
I LOVE the Pokemon aspect, not only do you have the majesty of throwing a Pokeball directly into someone else's face and occasionally, crotch, it even unleashes the Pokemon inside. You could get the Legendary overkiller, Goldeen, who strikes fear in all or Arceus, WHO CREATED LIFE. It feels almost like the time somebody injected strawberry flavouring into ice cream, it tastes sooooo good! Assists are the same, I enjoy watching my girlfriend squeal when her favourite Nintendo character, Waluigi, comes out of nowhere and stomps me into the ground whilst yelling "WHAAAHAHAHAHA" to accompany the tears that slide out of my eyeholes.
But the best thing Nintendo ever did for the Wii U and Smash Bros was Amiibos. Cheapish, depending on your budget, quite accurate models with NFC codes attached onto them. You pop them into Smash and you train them. It feels personal and nice when you can take something physical and make it virtual. Sure, when you peel the skin from the satsuma, it's a model with a chip on the bottom but the overall feel and majesty of it is exciting, especially to small children and people who probably don't have that much knowledge when it comes to technology, it can be perceived as magic.
Plus, taking it to your friends house who doesn't have an Amiibo, betting money that they wont be able to beat it and them thinking "Can't be that hard" is deliciously malicious.
Have a favourite experience with Smash, Amiibos, the assists and Pokemon? Let me know in the comments!
Wednesday, 20 November 2013
The Mass Effect Series is brilliant.
A story that spans across 3 games that all tie into each other, I love that each time, due to choosing different character types at the beginning, that all playthroughs are unique and the gameplay is different but familiar and close to home, regardless of play type.
The story itself drags you in to the fantasmigorical universe of Mass Effect. On your first playthrough, you think "das lot o aliens" then as you keep playing and playing, you get use to it, you don't even turn an eye to floating jellyfish or the hungry Krogans who wish to eat the Citadels nonexistent fish. It integrates a society onto you, it advances your own perceptions as you immerse yourself into this fantastic game.
The amount of Shepards I've created, played through and finished with, each time, I feel myself portraying Shepard, s/he becomes good or bad depending on what I desire them to do. It's a simple chemistry and it melds so well into our subconscious that we don't even know the levels of adventure we're submersed in.
With Mass Effect 4 on the brink, the only thing that ruins it for me is the inclusion of no Shepard. I still want to know what the *SPOILERS* Destroy ending means *SPOILERS* and if it'll ever be addressed by Bioware but I don't want to give up the hero I've controlled. I'm sure many people think this but Bioware needs to surprise us in a good way as they already did with 3's endings which brought massive uproar from fans, as you all probably know from coming here anyway.
4 tells us that we'll be controlling a new person in the same universe with no Shepard in sight. It could be based in the future or the present. I'd prefer it to be based in the future if I'm honest. If it was in the past then I'd feel that no matter what conclusion that I came to in this game, it wouldn't matter as all possible conclusions would eventually lead to the same outcome, the start of Mass Effect 1.
I guess I've gotten used to letting events massively change around me in this charming game series. It's a big thing for me to not have that overall control and I'd hate for it to be removed. But this is up to the creative writers at Bioware and regardless of this product, wish them the best with 4 and hope they bring in a better ending.
And of course, the cameos. Them sweet, sweet cameos.
Sunday, 18 March 2012
Nice Guys vs Good Guys
IT'S GETTING BRUTAL!
Yes, there is a difference. Honest. It'll be my job right now to make sure you understand the difference. It's a big difference as the terms "nice" and "good" are entirely different when it comes to the dating game.
Right, I'll be honest, I've been both. I'll explain why I've been both at the end but, for now, let's get this show on the road!
Nice Guys
Ugh, I hate these fuckers. Wha- I me- no, be quiet for a second, let me explain. Nice guys are rendered as the Beta's of society, which is also wrong. I'd go as far as rendering nice guys as Omegas. The lowest of the low. These guys really do make me sick. Let me tell you what a nice guy is.
1. Nice guys only have one purpose. To fuck you. I would NEVER change everything that I am and treat a girl with more respect than she deserves, that'd be really stupid. Yet, nice guys believe that if they treat a girl really, really nicely, they'll open the windows to her vagina. They never get that far. They also get extremely butthurt about it, to the point where you'll find posts like these all over social networking sites: "I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND :(" Yeah, you wont because you're not you and you only want to get laid. Girls, learn to qualify these kinda guys, save yourself time and the effort of dealing with them.
2. Nice guys will piss and moan at girls for always going after dicks a.k.a guidos, chavs etc. You know what? I UNDERSTAND why they go for these people. Throughout what could be seen as a massive imperfection, these guidos and chavs, they remain to be 100% of what they are. They make sure they are themselves and they treat girls like they'd treat anyone. They don't need to change. They get these girls because they remain themselves and if these guys find themselves being attracted to a certain girl, they'll tell them. Protip: first impressions with girls are fuckin' ESSENTIAL. Don't send every girl down the friendzone without realising as we, as guys, change our preferences when we're with girls. A girl that started off as a friend can be someone a guy can fall in love with.
3. Nice guys have ZERO confidence. So being a nice guy is something most guys usually go through so they can progress into maturity. This is usually down to a bad upbringing when it comes to relationships. My mum didn't want to teach me as I was a mummies boy, still am actually, and my dad was all about shagging as many birds as you can. I just wanted someone to love. But due to my raging hormones, love to me was getting my end off. But I can say that boys are like fine wines. They taste better when time progresses. So it's not that nice guys ARE nice guys because they WANT to be, it's because they need to mature and, with time, they will.
Still don't fucking like them.
ONTO GOOD GUYS!
Good guys are good guys for a reason. They do "good" things in every situation, simply because they want to do these good things. Same applies with girls. A good guy who finds a girl attractive will respect her. Honestly and truthfully. They'll want her heart, not her lady bits. They'll tell a girl how they feel without compromising who they are. They'll make it known to a girl, at the start, that they are interested and that they would like to enter a relationship with them. No messing about.
1. Good guys are who they are. They make you smile just being around them. They're usually vibrant, confident in who they are and will always want to do good things. Some can be central to wanting to have sex all the time, some could actually just want friends and some would want relationships, the difference between a nice guy and a good guy is that a good guy wont FUCK YOU around and will let the girl know. There's no maliciousness and if the girl isn't interested, they'll move on like that and wish her all the best.
2. Good guys usually are the nice alpha guys you see around. They can also be nice betas. Beta's wont have a lot of confidence when it comes to girls but they'll never change themselves. They'll stay the same. They're not afraid to say no either. Good guys earn their respect by being themselves. You can usually distance a good guy and a nice guy just by looking at your own opinion of them. If you like to be in their company than you've got a good guy, chaps.
3. Now there's a reason girls prefer older men. They're more mature. Why? They're gone from nice guys to good guys. That's the best way to describe the differences between them. Good guys understand the bigger picture, they ARE the guys that will look after you. It's a bit of a shame that since they've been through so much to get to the status of being a good guy, they remain a bit lax when it comes to searching for love. They stop caring almost. They'd rather let it find them rather than searching for it and even when it does find them, they still probably wont be that bothered in letting it progress. Good guys will eventually wake up but their lack of need for a girl shows. That's why most girls go for chavs and guidos, they still look for that connection.
I hope you're all a little bit enlightened. But for a long story short:
Nice guys:
Needy
Manipulative (well, they try)
Only want you for sex
Lack of confidence
Good guys:
Are happy by themselves
Are respectful
Best kind of men to be with
Will never compromise who they are for a girl.
Ciao, guys.
Yes, there is a difference. Honest. It'll be my job right now to make sure you understand the difference. It's a big difference as the terms "nice" and "good" are entirely different when it comes to the dating game.
Right, I'll be honest, I've been both. I'll explain why I've been both at the end but, for now, let's get this show on the road!
Nice Guys
Ugh, I hate these fuckers. Wha- I me- no, be quiet for a second, let me explain. Nice guys are rendered as the Beta's of society, which is also wrong. I'd go as far as rendering nice guys as Omegas. The lowest of the low. These guys really do make me sick. Let me tell you what a nice guy is.
1. Nice guys only have one purpose. To fuck you. I would NEVER change everything that I am and treat a girl with more respect than she deserves, that'd be really stupid. Yet, nice guys believe that if they treat a girl really, really nicely, they'll open the windows to her vagina. They never get that far. They also get extremely butthurt about it, to the point where you'll find posts like these all over social networking sites: "I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND :(" Yeah, you wont because you're not you and you only want to get laid. Girls, learn to qualify these kinda guys, save yourself time and the effort of dealing with them.
2. Nice guys will piss and moan at girls for always going after dicks a.k.a guidos, chavs etc. You know what? I UNDERSTAND why they go for these people. Throughout what could be seen as a massive imperfection, these guidos and chavs, they remain to be 100% of what they are. They make sure they are themselves and they treat girls like they'd treat anyone. They don't need to change. They get these girls because they remain themselves and if these guys find themselves being attracted to a certain girl, they'll tell them. Protip: first impressions with girls are fuckin' ESSENTIAL. Don't send every girl down the friendzone without realising as we, as guys, change our preferences when we're with girls. A girl that started off as a friend can be someone a guy can fall in love with.
3. Nice guys have ZERO confidence. So being a nice guy is something most guys usually go through so they can progress into maturity. This is usually down to a bad upbringing when it comes to relationships. My mum didn't want to teach me as I was a mummies boy, still am actually, and my dad was all about shagging as many birds as you can. I just wanted someone to love. But due to my raging hormones, love to me was getting my end off. But I can say that boys are like fine wines. They taste better when time progresses. So it's not that nice guys ARE nice guys because they WANT to be, it's because they need to mature and, with time, they will.
Still don't fucking like them.
ONTO GOOD GUYS!
Good guys are good guys for a reason. They do "good" things in every situation, simply because they want to do these good things. Same applies with girls. A good guy who finds a girl attractive will respect her. Honestly and truthfully. They'll want her heart, not her lady bits. They'll tell a girl how they feel without compromising who they are. They'll make it known to a girl, at the start, that they are interested and that they would like to enter a relationship with them. No messing about.
1. Good guys are who they are. They make you smile just being around them. They're usually vibrant, confident in who they are and will always want to do good things. Some can be central to wanting to have sex all the time, some could actually just want friends and some would want relationships, the difference between a nice guy and a good guy is that a good guy wont FUCK YOU around and will let the girl know. There's no maliciousness and if the girl isn't interested, they'll move on like that and wish her all the best.
2. Good guys usually are the nice alpha guys you see around. They can also be nice betas. Beta's wont have a lot of confidence when it comes to girls but they'll never change themselves. They'll stay the same. They're not afraid to say no either. Good guys earn their respect by being themselves. You can usually distance a good guy and a nice guy just by looking at your own opinion of them. If you like to be in their company than you've got a good guy, chaps.
3. Now there's a reason girls prefer older men. They're more mature. Why? They're gone from nice guys to good guys. That's the best way to describe the differences between them. Good guys understand the bigger picture, they ARE the guys that will look after you. It's a bit of a shame that since they've been through so much to get to the status of being a good guy, they remain a bit lax when it comes to searching for love. They stop caring almost. They'd rather let it find them rather than searching for it and even when it does find them, they still probably wont be that bothered in letting it progress. Good guys will eventually wake up but their lack of need for a girl shows. That's why most girls go for chavs and guidos, they still look for that connection.
I hope you're all a little bit enlightened. But for a long story short:
Nice guys:
Needy
Manipulative (well, they try)
Only want you for sex
Lack of confidence
Good guys:
Are happy by themselves
Are respectful
Best kind of men to be with
Will never compromise who they are for a girl.
Ciao, guys.
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Brainwashing/Keto
I’m starting to become a little bit paranoid when it comes to governments. I feel that the foundations that have been advanced on from olden times still stick with us. Now I know I go on about how this diet I’m on, Keto, but it made me think a bit more into how and why it works so effectively and I can’t to this conclusion:
Read more at: http://inexplicablyinsane.com/insanity/
Read more at: http://inexplicablyinsane.com/insanity/
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
Comment Rage #1
I will use the power of critism and negative comments to rake in VIEWS! USING EVERYTHING TO YOUR ADVANTAGE, THAT'S HOW A PRO WORKS
Right?
Anyway:
"This isn't even the first time I've tried to comment, but the other times havn't worked. You should learn to use spell check, not that it overly bothers me, but it bothers you enough to edit your posts for a simple error, so I thought i'd better let you know you've missed some. I dont want to see crappy youtube videos that ive seen a million times, or are the type of videos I TRY to avoid. Please do more text posts. Also, i'm curious to know who you thought would comment this, wanting a bike horn? for anything? especially trading it for something else? on Trading!"
And
"take off the comment approval too, that shit gay, you honestly care that much about what people think that you have to pre approve comments? onTrading!" - Anonymous
If you tried to comment before, I'd have found it in the comment approval box. I didn't. But I found this! HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?!
*haven't
Spell check? I type really fast. Like, stupidly fast. If I see one "simple error", I'll correct it, all the others? Point them out for me. Rather than be a negative nancy, help an aspiring blogger by pointing out errors for me.
Reason I don't approve comments is because I'm sceptical. I'll admit it. I don't like criticism yet I favour it. So alright. I'll turn comment approval off.
I was hoping that people with higher intelligence would look past errors and read what I have to say. Spelling errors aren't a big deal. It's the internet, not an essay.
You don't want to see crappy Youtube videos? Have you ever considered that other people *haven't seen the Youtube videos I post? I've considered it. Deal with it.
Text posts? See above \o/
About the trading post? Somebody managed to do a number of trades by starting with a giant, red paperclip and eventually managed, through a series of trades, to get a house. A fucking house. All through his blog. I know it's early days yet with averaging 100-250 views daily, but someone WILL spot this and want to do a trade. Bike horns are fucking awesome.
Related shit:
Right?
Anyway:
"This isn't even the first time I've tried to comment, but the other times havn't worked. You should learn to use spell check, not that it overly bothers me, but it bothers you enough to edit your posts for a simple error, so I thought i'd better let you know you've missed some. I dont want to see crappy youtube videos that ive seen a million times, or are the type of videos I TRY to avoid. Please do more text posts. Also, i'm curious to know who you thought would comment this, wanting a bike horn? for anything? especially trading it for something else? on Trading!"
And
"take off the comment approval too, that shit gay, you honestly care that much about what people think that you have to pre approve comments? onTrading!" - Anonymous
If you tried to comment before, I'd have found it in the comment approval box. I didn't. But I found this! HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?!
*haven't
Spell check? I type really fast. Like, stupidly fast. If I see one "simple error", I'll correct it, all the others? Point them out for me. Rather than be a negative nancy, help an aspiring blogger by pointing out errors for me.
Reason I don't approve comments is because I'm sceptical. I'll admit it. I don't like criticism yet I favour it. So alright. I'll turn comment approval off.
I was hoping that people with higher intelligence would look past errors and read what I have to say. Spelling errors aren't a big deal. It's the internet, not an essay.
You don't want to see crappy Youtube videos? Have you ever considered that other people *haven't seen the Youtube videos I post? I've considered it. Deal with it.
Text posts? See above \o/
About the trading post? Somebody managed to do a number of trades by starting with a giant, red paperclip and eventually managed, through a series of trades, to get a house. A fucking house. All through his blog. I know it's early days yet with averaging 100-250 views daily, but someone WILL spot this and want to do a trade. Bike horns are fucking awesome.
Related shit:
Monday, 9 January 2012
Making money off the internet?! FUCK MY JOB
Now, now, let's not sexually molest your job, this isn't breaking the bank, it's a side income. Or for the people that sit at home all day looking for jobs and rolling in their own filth.
Cough.
The beauty of the internet is the many opportunities it presents to the Internet generation. You don't need a lot to start a little business venture online. Imgur was started by 1 person and receives well over 100 million views a month. I have a little side project in the works as well, it's just good to get something on the internet.
Until the mass amounts of success come for you, we can take a look at becoming a freelancer. Yes, I know, it sounds daunting and I agree, it is but not on these sites:
UK Site: http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/
USA Site: http://fiverr.com/
All you have to do is set up a gig and wait for the orders to come. The more unique your gig is, the more attention you'll get so get creative. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with bein productive, could be a video of you dancing in a monkey suit, as long as it's captivating and that it draws people in, you'll be raking it all in.
Have some related articles about .. er.. I don't fucking know.
Cough.
The beauty of the internet is the many opportunities it presents to the Internet generation. You don't need a lot to start a little business venture online. Imgur was started by 1 person and receives well over 100 million views a month. I have a little side project in the works as well, it's just good to get something on the internet.
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| Lucky bastard. |
Until the mass amounts of success come for you, we can take a look at becoming a freelancer. Yes, I know, it sounds daunting and I agree, it is but not on these sites:
UK Site: http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/
USA Site: http://fiverr.com/
All you have to do is set up a gig and wait for the orders to come. The more unique your gig is, the more attention you'll get so get creative. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with bein productive, could be a video of you dancing in a monkey suit, as long as it's captivating and that it draws people in, you'll be raking it all in.
Have some related articles about .. er.. I don't fucking know.
Hate Ebay? Hate the hidden fee's? The crappy customer service? Read this post.
Now, I love something that kicks the living shit out of big corporate arseholes and I personally despised being a seller on eBay so I give you this:
http://www.classfy.com/
This website is made by a person like me. Who's generally sick about how eBay handles its customers. I'm supporting this guy 100%. Make sure to sign up. Just submit your email. When the site opens for beta, you can test how it works and, hopefully, continue to use this site. I mean, it's free. It'll remain free. You get what you pay for and you get the money you sell. This is a collection of people doing the right thing, making the internet about users again. It didn't take long for the corporates to annihilate any sense of commerce on the internet so it's about time we took it back for ourselves.
So go on. Sign up. I know that I'm listing about 50 items when it goes up. No, I haven't counted, it's a guess, GET OVER IT
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Friday, 6 January 2012
Paying to play online?
I have an Xbox 360. I'm sure I've mentioned, or you've guessed, from the top 10 list I did a few weeks ago because it had "XBOX 360" splattered in the title like some retarded squirrel that contracted rabies and decided to rape a keyboard.
Even so, I just went and bought 6 months of live for £15. This article was supposed to be about paying to play but I guess I've gone and contradicted myself, AH WELL, you'll get over it, I'll just carry on.
Now, I know the PS3 is free (lol thfree) to play online. I know this, it hasn't escaped my massive head but for some reason, I can't bloody stop playing on the 360. I can't stop, I'm not sure why either. Giving into this consumer bullshit when there's a free alternative? It's the only evil I'll ever give a shit about
Well, that and post-breakup sex. That shit's delicious.
Anyway, looking onto PC gaming, Steam is a vast library of games, usually discounted due to lack of overheads. I've never really been into Steam. I can say that I've never really had a decent PC gaming rig but I'd love to have the extra flexability of a PC.
So moving on to paying to play, MMO's have a free option. Some good communities are made through free MMO's, my personal favourite was Vindictus, was my own little hack n' slash paradise and I loved it, it was good, I enjoyed it.
But thinking about a paid option just seems stupid. Although, the Star Wars: Old Republic MMO is something I'd pay money to play, that's about it.
I can't really think of what could be next for MMO's. What could be next? I guess we'll see in the near future. Probably something to do with Cloud Gaming because that seems to be the next big thing. (Insert Penis Related Joke) HAHAHAHAHAHALMAOROFL
Ciao, squeers.
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| Delicious. |
Even so, I just went and bought 6 months of live for £15. This article was supposed to be about paying to play but I guess I've gone and contradicted myself, AH WELL, you'll get over it, I'll just carry on.
Now, I know the PS3 is free (lol thfree) to play online. I know this, it hasn't escaped my massive head but for some reason, I can't bloody stop playing on the 360. I can't stop, I'm not sure why either. Giving into this consumer bullshit when there's a free alternative? It's the only evil I'll ever give a shit about
Well, that and post-breakup sex. That shit's delicious.
Anyway, looking onto PC gaming, Steam is a vast library of games, usually discounted due to lack of overheads. I've never really been into Steam. I can say that I've never really had a decent PC gaming rig but I'd love to have the extra flexability of a PC.
So moving on to paying to play, MMO's have a free option. Some good communities are made through free MMO's, my personal favourite was Vindictus, was my own little hack n' slash paradise and I loved it, it was good, I enjoyed it.
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| This is free. Looks like a bag of arse though. |
But thinking about a paid option just seems stupid. Although, the Star Wars: Old Republic MMO is something I'd pay money to play, that's about it.
I can't really think of what could be next for MMO's. What could be next? I guess we'll see in the near future. Probably something to do with Cloud Gaming because that seems to be the next big thing. (Insert Penis Related Joke) HAHAHAHAHAHALMAOROFL
Ciao, squeers.
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Thursday, 5 January 2012
Rant: Generation Y and Z
Right, I'll be honest. Us, as a generation, don't get on with our parents, do we? Yet, we get on with our grandparents, which is a bit strange, aint it?
Let me explain this for you.
If you're in your late teens to your mid-20's, you're generation Z. If you were just after the Soviet Union was destroyed, early 40's to late 50's, you're generation Y.
Now, I'm going to go on about the differences between our generation and our parents generation.
I'll start with our generation. We're the internet generation. We were born with the internet. We had the vast, informative libraries at our fingertips in our teenage years. For most of us, we've gotten REALLY good at finding information. We've found things that contradict our parents beliefs and philosophies so as we've grown up, they've gotten less smarter.
So they were always shallow idiots, let's be fair. They were adults when the internet was made and most of them still don't know how to bloody use it. They're based on traditions, most of those traditions being down right lies and brainwashing.
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Evil bastards.
You've probably heard your parents say "I grew up with nothing" well that's true. They did. But what do we have to grow up with? National debt. A recession. Unreachable house prices and very unfair debt. Jobs that aren't easily accessible and the pressure of our parents. I'm sure you remember your parents say, "Get into college and you'll find a good job!" and now that we've got into college, completed college, gotten degrees, we're NOW being told "You're an entitled arsehole if you wont work at McDonalds"
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It's a love/hate relationship.
So let me get this straight. We're being pressured INTO jobs we don't like by the same PEOPLE who told us to avoid those jobs?
Well, fuck you, Generation Y, you're bloody useless. You've made it harder for people with actual brains to make a living. We've also been labelled the "Boomerang Generation". You know why?
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| Pretty much how it works. |
Because when we move out, times get so damn hard that we move right back into our parents house.
It frustrates me because it's only our generation that's screwed. It's just us. The next generation will be fine because it'll take the geniuses of our generation to fix the problems before they escalate.
It's clear nothing's changing. Nothing's getting cheaper. It's all about generation Y. Shouldn't it be tailored towards us? We need to throw someone from our generation into politics to fix everything.
Rant over. God damn.
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1000 Milestone!
The last post was a bluff to get about 8 views.
MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! YOU ARE ALL PAWNS TO MY MANIPULATIVE WA-
*cough*
Sorry about that, I get easily over-zealous. But yeah, I've reached a 1000 overall views on my blog. The views gained from today are just insane for a complete noob like me. Here's to 2000, chaps!
P.s. the labels make me laugh. They really do.
MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! YOU ARE ALL PAWNS TO MY MANIPULATIVE WA-
*cough*
Sorry about that, I get easily over-zealous. But yeah, I've reached a 1000 overall views on my blog. The views gained from today are just insane for a complete noob like me. Here's to 2000, chaps!
P.s. the labels make me laugh. They really do.
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
MEOW MEOW I AM A CAT
Sorry but how am I not supposed to post this video when all it does to me is make my soul cry. I'm not even sure what this feeling is just ... JUST WATCH IT
T_T
T_T
Skyrim? Skyrim.
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| It's a bit delicious but then it's not. |
Then why am I not?
I don't get what the fuss is. Sure, there's a huge world to explore and a lot of things to craft, kill and possibly teabag into Oblivion (pardon the pun) but I'm just not addicted. I just don't understand why this latches onto people, it's not THAT spectacular. It's a step in the right direction for gaming technology but.. it's not that good. I have to be honest. Maybe I'm doing it wrong or something but I haven't been that latched.
Might be because I've been preoccupied with many things. Skyrim does seem interesting though, when I go to choose a game, I'll probably pick that first. So I do see how it happens.
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| I'm getting sick of these fuckers now. |
If you look past all the fancy, amazing aesthetic qualities about Skyrim, it's pretty generic. I'm not going to lie, once you've been through one dungeon, you've pretty much experienced the game.
They're ALL the same apart from the odd 1 or 2. Plus, the idea of running from point A to point B was a lot better in Oblivion as you got attacked more often. In Skyrim, when I want to fight someone, it hardly happens. I'm not sure if I'm extremely unlucky or not but Skyrim isn't giving me much.
Well, when it comes to dragons, they're ALL I fight. No matter where I go, there's a dragon, I fought about 3 dragons just from exiting the Mage College up north. Was kinda epic watching all the other mages help take it down with me but besides that, it's a bit of a pesty thing when I want to get somewhere I haven't discovered yet and dragons keep eating out my arse before I even reach the damn place.
But these are only my opinions, I can't say they speak for everyone but I also know that a lot of people, like me, didn't enjoy it as much as others have done.
What are your thoughts, squeers? Give me some comments.
Ciao for now.
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Sunday, 1 January 2012
Game Releases of 2012
I'm never drinking again.
Right, from any year, we're always going to get a sexy amount of games. There's nothing inherently special about this year.
That's a complete lie, Mass Effect 3, new Naruto Ninja Storm game and something else I can't quite remember will be my highlight, I will throw myself into the lines at numerous game stores and defecate in my pants just to get hold of these juicy video games.
While that's a bit extreme, I'll go into why I want Mass Effect 3 and the Naruto game.
Kinect support only adds to the strategy based aspect of i- bollocks, it gives us enough reason to shout profanities at the TV screen, I'm looking forward to shouting "THANE, START ACTING MORE LIKE YOU DID IN YOUR LOYALTY MISSION AND LESS LIKE A GENERIC CHARACTER". I should probably rename the disc to "SHEPARD FUCKS EVERYTHING" because, from what I've heard, you can be gay. Bout time, finally, every straight man who plays this game will eventually get curious or youtube the events or even more so that there's now nudity involved with the character so we've got gay nude scenes, suddenly, everybody who plays it becomes bi-curious and the gays finally rejoice with the huge market in pudy-tang to no go bag and tag with their flamboyant man-junk the size of a radio tower.
Now, the new Naruto game is purely for the fans. It's delicious and beautiful, it's called "Generations" and every character that's ever been in the series is here. You can have a young Naruto beating the shit out of the Raikage if you know how to play and I'm jizzing with anticipation over it. It's beautiful. Did I say beautiful? Yeah, I did but you can't blame me really, I am a fan of Naruto and this game is like Meth on a stick for me, I need it to come out right now and I mean, right now.
Alright, we know that Anime orientated games are for the fans, fans will buy it and there's a lot of fans for these kind of games, I bought Ultimate Tenkaichi at full retail price for £44.99 and I aint ashamed, it's an alright game, I don't even have any regrets but if the new Generations game is full retail price, I'm stealing it. Stealing it because I'm sad and desperate for this game, I will cave, like I said before, it's like meth on a stick, I don't know where the stick comes into it but it's a delicious stick and I will destroy it whilst it destroys me.
Right, that's all I've really got to say, I recovered from the hang-over, brimming with some creativity and now I need to continue with brainstorming for an online business idea.
Ciao Squeers.
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Right, from any year, we're always going to get a sexy amount of games. There's nothing inherently special about this year.
That's a complete lie, Mass Effect 3, new Naruto Ninja Storm game and something else I can't quite remember will be my highlight, I will throw myself into the lines at numerous game stores and defecate in my pants just to get hold of these juicy video games.
While that's a bit extreme, I'll go into why I want Mass Effect 3 and the Naruto game.
Mass Effect 3 has had 2 previous instalments, we all know this, all our Shepards have numerous endings and never really stay the same but the juicy thing about number 3 is that it's the end of the story. That's it. Our characters finally get an ending.A fucking ending. Look at this shit. Look at all this swearing, I didn't put stars, I swore, that's how serious I am, goodbye younger viewers who have parental blocks, hello people who like to say "fuck" a lot.
Kinect support only adds to the strategy based aspect of i- bollocks, it gives us enough reason to shout profanities at the TV screen, I'm looking forward to shouting "THANE, START ACTING MORE LIKE YOU DID IN YOUR LOYALTY MISSION AND LESS LIKE A GENERIC CHARACTER". I should probably rename the disc to "SHEPARD FUCKS EVERYTHING" because, from what I've heard, you can be gay. Bout time, finally, every straight man who plays this game will eventually get curious or youtube the events or even more so that there's now nudity involved with the character so we've got gay nude scenes, suddenly, everybody who plays it becomes bi-curious and the gays finally rejoice with the huge market in pudy-tang to no go bag and tag with their flamboyant man-junk the size of a radio tower.
Now, the new Naruto game is purely for the fans. It's delicious and beautiful, it's called "Generations" and every character that's ever been in the series is here. You can have a young Naruto beating the shit out of the Raikage if you know how to play and I'm jizzing with anticipation over it. It's beautiful. Did I say beautiful? Yeah, I did but you can't blame me really, I am a fan of Naruto and this game is like Meth on a stick for me, I need it to come out right now and I mean, right now.
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| This was the previous game, which was also juicy. |
Right, that's all I've really got to say, I recovered from the hang-over, brimming with some creativity and now I need to continue with brainstorming for an online business idea.
Ciao Squeers.
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Wednesday, 7 December 2011
On further study, I'm an INTJ.
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| Image via Wikipedia |
So, onto INTJ's. The 1% of personality types, the Scientists. The thinkers that go ahead with there plans. The world changers.
I'm kissing my own arse here but being an INTJ really does make sense to me. The active mind, the ideas I come up with are quite alright.
However, they are known to think they're better than others. I don't think I'm better, I don't try to be but I think it's because I've studied human psychology whilst also being quite social. I've found a good medium actually, most people don't piss me off any more, it's more of me not giving a shit. (Goodbye, censors!)
There's drawbacks to being an INTJ, 1 to 1 contact is something I quite prefer. Off course, I love gatherings and parties but I'll always favour 1 to 1 contact with someone, it's just how I was built to socialise.
I can blame this personality type on my recent business endeavours. You know that feeling when you feel like you were made to do something in life? I get that feeling each time I get an idea rolling. Like, I've done what I'm meant to.I can't wait to get my ideas rolling and into action, I really can't. Start ups and getting funding can be really tricky though so once I've made it with one idea, I'll use the money from one business to start another. My ideas are hardly that costly, not in my eyes anyway. Making money always came from buying low and selling high and that's what I'll try to do. Ha, maybe this blog might even become a source of income, which I doubt but it's been getting quite a lot of attention recently so time will tell, my friend. Time will tell.
Ciao squeers!
Monday, 5 December 2011
500 views!
I know 500 views aren't really that huge but I think I might as well bookmark each milestone somehow, right? A post about having 500 overall views seems alright for an amateur like me. I'll just keep making more posts, get to a 1000 and then have my way with myself. Fair deal?
Deal.
Ciao squeers.
Deal.
Ciao squeers.
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Halo 4!!
Being the complete Halo fanboy that I am, Halo 4, the start of the Reclaimer Trilogy, is tingling my tidbits in a way my number of ex's could never achieve. Bungie said that there would only be a select number of Halo games would be made so F*** YOU, Bungie, 343 own this s*** now.
3 more games coming. 3. Nothing much has been revealed about Halo 4 apart from some sequence, some cutscenes and a new warthog. And that it's on the 360, not the 720. The graphics engine will be a modified Reach engine so I'm not sure if I'll actually be that impressed with it but I think a decent single player, with more than 4 players, don't be dicks, 343, give us this PLEASE, and then Halo will be more of a desirable game. It will be delicious.
There's a channel on Youtube which you can go to who gives you all the latest information so head there is you're interested about the new game.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Halo4Follower
Ciao, squeers.
3 more games coming. 3. Nothing much has been revealed about Halo 4 apart from some sequence, some cutscenes and a new warthog. And that it's on the 360, not the 720. The graphics engine will be a modified Reach engine so I'm not sure if I'll actually be that impressed with it but I think a decent single player, with more than 4 players, don't be dicks, 343, give us this PLEASE, and then Halo will be more of a desirable game. It will be delicious.
There's a channel on Youtube which you can go to who gives you all the latest information so head there is you're interested about the new game.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Halo4Follower
Ciao, squeers.
Thursday, 1 December 2011
Top 10 Xbox 360 games according to me! (Final)
Well it took me long enough to actually continue this list but a few things happened over the last .. er .. 3 days? I can't remember but here I am to quench your list bearing thirst by giving you my top 3 games!
3. N+
Yes, I know it's an arcade game. Yes, I kno-, wait let m- ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'LL EXPLAIN WHY.
First of all, I've always wanted to love a 2d adventure game with enough testosterone to cover the sun so whilst I was in my Halo 3 era, I came accross something where you could be a ninja and eat gold.
Being the insufferable little rouge that I am, I instantly went out, got some points and bought this little gem.
I came.
Seriously, it's addictive. It's frustrating. It's everything it says it is. You can't do this game in one shot, it's huge and it takes a level of skill only known by most NASA technicians for some levels. Trust me on this, it's delicious. It's a bit old right now and there's a free online version just called "N" but N+ is really worth your money, I'll put my balls on the line.
Unless you've got some form of anger management problems, this game runs the risk of you putting you TV through but it is very fun to play with friends, I've had some good times on this game and it even appealed to one of my non-gaming ex-girlfriends so if it appeals to a girl then it must be worth it, right?
Just buy it. 'Nuff said.
2. The Last Remnant
I REALLY regret letting go of this game. It actually hurts. In fact, I'm going to scour the online shopping places and buy the copy.
If it's cheap enough as I'm literally dirt poor right now as I <3 online shopping.
And it's not cheap anyway. Balls. I'll have to wait until I come across some more expendable income i.e. everything I make. Probably buy about 15 other JRPGS whilst I'm at it as I am a whore for that genre.
Back on topic, as stated before on the Dynasty Warriors listing, I really do like games where you can command your troops but also be in the battle as well, not from a top down view and this fits well. You start off as one guy and as you progress, you build up a bigger army and then command them, move them and tell them what to do. Again, I'm heavily baised when it comes to this genre and this style of gameplay but if you're a sucker for these, like I am, I have to say that this is the best one that I've played out of every JRPG game. Well, every JRPG Xbox 360 game, FF8 still holds number 1 in my book.
1. Halo Reach
Ohh, I cannot wait for the bombardment of COD fanboys who though MW3 was number 1. Oh, not on your nelly.
The Halo franchise is one of my favourite franchises. I've played others like Call of Duty, Medal of Honour, Gears of War but out of all of them, I find Halo the most challenging. You have a shield that needs to be worn down. In COD, the quickest shot counts. In Medal of Honour, same applies. Gears of War, it's about wearing your opponent down or getting close enough to initiate an instant take down.
With Halo, every shot counts. They don't go down in one hit. You need 4 shots from a DMR, fires a single bullet, to the head to take them out. 4 precise shots. You need to know your weapon. The Assault Rifle is a spraying gun and it takes a full clip to take a person out. So you need to make sure that your reticule, which for the AR is quite big, stays on your target who's strafing and knocking your aim off shooting back at you.
The games just challenging. You need to make every shot count, no matter the weapon. A lot of luck is involved when it comes to Halo but every weapon needs to be mastered to be effective with it.
Another thing that makes Halo shine is the ability to make your own maps, download user created maps and make up your own gametype from scratch. The freedom you get is quite good for a shooting game. You can customise your character with armour and s*** but that's just for the side bits. Rank progression is now based on how much you play and how well you play.
There's loads more stuff I could say about this game but I wont to save your eyes from me rambling on as to why I think Halo gives you the most challenge. I still like playing other shooters but this is my favourite game of all time and the only thing that'll knock it off my list is Halo 4.
Well, that's my list. Thanks for reading it, chaps, I do like the attention, saves me having to camwhore all over my Facebook page asking people if I'm cute then saying "DON'T BE SILLY, NO AM NOT"
Ciao, Squeers.
3. N+
Yes, I know it's an arcade game. Yes, I kno-, wait let m- ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'LL EXPLAIN WHY.First of all, I've always wanted to love a 2d adventure game with enough testosterone to cover the sun so whilst I was in my Halo 3 era, I came accross something where you could be a ninja and eat gold.
Being the insufferable little rouge that I am, I instantly went out, got some points and bought this little gem.
I came.
Seriously, it's addictive. It's frustrating. It's everything it says it is. You can't do this game in one shot, it's huge and it takes a level of skill only known by most NASA technicians for some levels. Trust me on this, it's delicious. It's a bit old right now and there's a free online version just called "N" but N+ is really worth your money, I'll put my balls on the line.
Unless you've got some form of anger management problems, this game runs the risk of you putting you TV through but it is very fun to play with friends, I've had some good times on this game and it even appealed to one of my non-gaming ex-girlfriends so if it appeals to a girl then it must be worth it, right?
Just buy it. 'Nuff said.
2. The Last Remnant
I REALLY regret letting go of this game. It actually hurts. In fact, I'm going to scour the online shopping places and buy the copy.If it's cheap enough as I'm literally dirt poor right now as I <3 online shopping.
And it's not cheap anyway. Balls. I'll have to wait until I come across some more expendable income i.e. everything I make. Probably buy about 15 other JRPGS whilst I'm at it as I am a whore for that genre.
Back on topic, as stated before on the Dynasty Warriors listing, I really do like games where you can command your troops but also be in the battle as well, not from a top down view and this fits well. You start off as one guy and as you progress, you build up a bigger army and then command them, move them and tell them what to do. Again, I'm heavily baised when it comes to this genre and this style of gameplay but if you're a sucker for these, like I am, I have to say that this is the best one that I've played out of every JRPG game. Well, every JRPG Xbox 360 game, FF8 still holds number 1 in my book.
1. Halo Reach
Ohh, I cannot wait for the bombardment of COD fanboys who though MW3 was number 1. Oh, not on your nelly.The Halo franchise is one of my favourite franchises. I've played others like Call of Duty, Medal of Honour, Gears of War but out of all of them, I find Halo the most challenging. You have a shield that needs to be worn down. In COD, the quickest shot counts. In Medal of Honour, same applies. Gears of War, it's about wearing your opponent down or getting close enough to initiate an instant take down.
With Halo, every shot counts. They don't go down in one hit. You need 4 shots from a DMR, fires a single bullet, to the head to take them out. 4 precise shots. You need to know your weapon. The Assault Rifle is a spraying gun and it takes a full clip to take a person out. So you need to make sure that your reticule, which for the AR is quite big, stays on your target who's strafing and knocking your aim off shooting back at you.
The games just challenging. You need to make every shot count, no matter the weapon. A lot of luck is involved when it comes to Halo but every weapon needs to be mastered to be effective with it.
Another thing that makes Halo shine is the ability to make your own maps, download user created maps and make up your own gametype from scratch. The freedom you get is quite good for a shooting game. You can customise your character with armour and s*** but that's just for the side bits. Rank progression is now based on how much you play and how well you play.
There's loads more stuff I could say about this game but I wont to save your eyes from me rambling on as to why I think Halo gives you the most challenge. I still like playing other shooters but this is my favourite game of all time and the only thing that'll knock it off my list is Halo 4.
Well, that's my list. Thanks for reading it, chaps, I do like the attention, saves me having to camwhore all over my Facebook page asking people if I'm cute then saying "DON'T BE SILLY, NO AM NOT"
Ciao, Squeers.
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