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Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Comment Rage #1

I will use the power of critism and negative comments to rake in VIEWS! USING EVERYTHING TO YOUR ADVANTAGE, THAT'S HOW A PRO WORKS



Right?




Anyway:




"This isn't even the first time I've tried to comment, but the other times havn't worked. You should learn to use spell check, not that it overly bothers me, but it bothers you enough to edit your posts for a simple error, so I thought i'd better let you know you've missed some. I dont want to see crappy youtube videos that ive seen a million times, or are the type of videos I TRY to avoid. Please do more text posts. Also, i'm curious to know who you thought would comment this, wanting a bike horn? for anything? especially trading it for something else? on Trading!"

And

"take off the comment approval too, that shit gay, you honestly care that much about what people think that you have to pre approve comments? onTrading!" - Anonymous




If you tried to comment before, I'd have found it in the comment approval box. I didn't. But I found this! HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?!




*haven't




Spell check? I type really fast. Like, stupidly fast. If I see one "simple error", I'll correct it, all the others? Point them out for me. Rather than be a negative nancy, help an aspiring blogger by pointing out errors for me.




Reason I don't approve comments is because I'm sceptical. I'll admit it. I don't like criticism yet I favour it. So alright. I'll turn comment approval off.




I was hoping that people with higher intelligence would look past errors and read what I have to say. Spelling errors aren't a big deal. It's the internet, not an essay.




You don't want to see crappy Youtube videos? Have you ever considered that other people *haven't seen the Youtube videos I post? I've considered it. Deal with it.




Text posts? See above \o/




About the trading post? Somebody managed to do a number of trades by starting with a giant, red paperclip and eventually managed, through a series of trades, to get a house. A fucking house. All through his blog. I know it's early days yet with averaging 100-250 views daily, but someone WILL spot this and want to do a trade. Bike horns are fucking awesome.



Related shit:




Monday, 9 January 2012

Making money off the internet?! FUCK MY JOB

Now, now, let's not sexually molest your job, this isn't breaking the bank, it's a side income. Or for the people that sit at home all day looking for jobs and rolling in their own filth.




Cough.




The beauty of the internet is the many opportunities it presents to the Internet generation. You don't need a lot to start a little business venture online. Imgur was started by 1 person and receives well over 100 million views a month. I have a little side project in the works as well, it's just good to get something on the internet.


Imgur
Lucky bastard.

Until the mass amounts of success come for you, we can take a look at becoming a freelancer. Yes, I know, it sounds daunting and I agree, it is but not on these sites:




UK Site: http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/
USA Site: http://fiverr.com/




All you have to do is set up a gig and wait for the orders to come. The more unique your gig is, the more attention you'll get so get creative. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with bein productive, could be a video of you dancing in a monkey suit, as long as it's captivating and that it draws people in, you'll be raking it all in.

Have some related articles about .. er.. I don't fucking know.