I’m starting to become a little bit paranoid when it comes to governments. I feel that the foundations that have been advanced on from olden times still stick with us. Now I know I go on about how this diet I’m on, Keto, but it made me think a bit more into how and why it works so effectively and I can’t to this conclusion:
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Thursday 19 January 2012
Tuesday 10 January 2012
Comment Rage #1
I will use the power of critism and negative comments to rake in VIEWS! USING EVERYTHING TO YOUR ADVANTAGE, THAT'S HOW A PRO WORKS
Right?
Anyway:
"This isn't even the first time I've tried to comment, but the other times havn't worked. You should learn to use spell check, not that it overly bothers me, but it bothers you enough to edit your posts for a simple error, so I thought i'd better let you know you've missed some. I dont want to see crappy youtube videos that ive seen a million times, or are the type of videos I TRY to avoid. Please do more text posts. Also, i'm curious to know who you thought would comment this, wanting a bike horn? for anything? especially trading it for something else? on Trading!"
And
"take off the comment approval too, that shit gay, you honestly care that much about what people think that you have to pre approve comments? onTrading!" - Anonymous
If you tried to comment before, I'd have found it in the comment approval box. I didn't. But I found this! HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?!
*haven't
Spell check? I type really fast. Like, stupidly fast. If I see one "simple error", I'll correct it, all the others? Point them out for me. Rather than be a negative nancy, help an aspiring blogger by pointing out errors for me.
Reason I don't approve comments is because I'm sceptical. I'll admit it. I don't like criticism yet I favour it. So alright. I'll turn comment approval off.
I was hoping that people with higher intelligence would look past errors and read what I have to say. Spelling errors aren't a big deal. It's the internet, not an essay.
You don't want to see crappy Youtube videos? Have you ever considered that other people *haven't seen the Youtube videos I post? I've considered it. Deal with it.
Text posts? See above \o/
About the trading post? Somebody managed to do a number of trades by starting with a giant, red paperclip and eventually managed, through a series of trades, to get a house. A fucking house. All through his blog. I know it's early days yet with averaging 100-250 views daily, but someone WILL spot this and want to do a trade. Bike horns are fucking awesome.
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Right?
Anyway:
"This isn't even the first time I've tried to comment, but the other times havn't worked. You should learn to use spell check, not that it overly bothers me, but it bothers you enough to edit your posts for a simple error, so I thought i'd better let you know you've missed some. I dont want to see crappy youtube videos that ive seen a million times, or are the type of videos I TRY to avoid. Please do more text posts. Also, i'm curious to know who you thought would comment this, wanting a bike horn? for anything? especially trading it for something else? on Trading!"
And
"take off the comment approval too, that shit gay, you honestly care that much about what people think that you have to pre approve comments? onTrading!" - Anonymous
If you tried to comment before, I'd have found it in the comment approval box. I didn't. But I found this! HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?!
*haven't
Spell check? I type really fast. Like, stupidly fast. If I see one "simple error", I'll correct it, all the others? Point them out for me. Rather than be a negative nancy, help an aspiring blogger by pointing out errors for me.
Reason I don't approve comments is because I'm sceptical. I'll admit it. I don't like criticism yet I favour it. So alright. I'll turn comment approval off.
I was hoping that people with higher intelligence would look past errors and read what I have to say. Spelling errors aren't a big deal. It's the internet, not an essay.
You don't want to see crappy Youtube videos? Have you ever considered that other people *haven't seen the Youtube videos I post? I've considered it. Deal with it.
Text posts? See above \o/
About the trading post? Somebody managed to do a number of trades by starting with a giant, red paperclip and eventually managed, through a series of trades, to get a house. A fucking house. All through his blog. I know it's early days yet with averaging 100-250 views daily, but someone WILL spot this and want to do a trade. Bike horns are fucking awesome.
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Monday 9 January 2012
Making money off the internet?! FUCK MY JOB
Now, now, let's not sexually molest your job, this isn't breaking the bank, it's a side income. Or for the people that sit at home all day looking for jobs and rolling in their own filth.
Cough.
The beauty of the internet is the many opportunities it presents to the Internet generation. You don't need a lot to start a little business venture online. Imgur was started by 1 person and receives well over 100 million views a month. I have a little side project in the works as well, it's just good to get something on the internet.
Until the mass amounts of success come for you, we can take a look at becoming a freelancer. Yes, I know, it sounds daunting and I agree, it is but not on these sites:
UK Site: http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/
USA Site: http://fiverr.com/
All you have to do is set up a gig and wait for the orders to come. The more unique your gig is, the more attention you'll get so get creative. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with bein productive, could be a video of you dancing in a monkey suit, as long as it's captivating and that it draws people in, you'll be raking it all in.
Have some related articles about .. er.. I don't fucking know.
Cough.
The beauty of the internet is the many opportunities it presents to the Internet generation. You don't need a lot to start a little business venture online. Imgur was started by 1 person and receives well over 100 million views a month. I have a little side project in the works as well, it's just good to get something on the internet.
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| Lucky bastard. |
Until the mass amounts of success come for you, we can take a look at becoming a freelancer. Yes, I know, it sounds daunting and I agree, it is but not on these sites:
UK Site: http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/
USA Site: http://fiverr.com/
All you have to do is set up a gig and wait for the orders to come. The more unique your gig is, the more attention you'll get so get creative. It doesn't even have to be anything to do with bein productive, could be a video of you dancing in a monkey suit, as long as it's captivating and that it draws people in, you'll be raking it all in.
Have some related articles about .. er.. I don't fucking know.
Hate Ebay? Hate the hidden fee's? The crappy customer service? Read this post.
Now, I love something that kicks the living shit out of big corporate arseholes and I personally despised being a seller on eBay so I give you this:
http://www.classfy.com/
This website is made by a person like me. Who's generally sick about how eBay handles its customers. I'm supporting this guy 100%. Make sure to sign up. Just submit your email. When the site opens for beta, you can test how it works and, hopefully, continue to use this site. I mean, it's free. It'll remain free. You get what you pay for and you get the money you sell. This is a collection of people doing the right thing, making the internet about users again. It didn't take long for the corporates to annihilate any sense of commerce on the internet so it's about time we took it back for ourselves.
So go on. Sign up. I know that I'm listing about 50 items when it goes up. No, I haven't counted, it's a guess, GET OVER IT
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Friday 6 January 2012
Paying to play online?
I have an Xbox 360. I'm sure I've mentioned, or you've guessed, from the top 10 list I did a few weeks ago because it had "XBOX 360" splattered in the title like some retarded squirrel that contracted rabies and decided to rape a keyboard.
Even so, I just went and bought 6 months of live for £15. This article was supposed to be about paying to play but I guess I've gone and contradicted myself, AH WELL, you'll get over it, I'll just carry on.
Now, I know the PS3 is free (lol thfree) to play online. I know this, it hasn't escaped my massive head but for some reason, I can't bloody stop playing on the 360. I can't stop, I'm not sure why either. Giving into this consumer bullshit when there's a free alternative? It's the only evil I'll ever give a shit about
Well, that and post-breakup sex. That shit's delicious.
Anyway, looking onto PC gaming, Steam is a vast library of games, usually discounted due to lack of overheads. I've never really been into Steam. I can say that I've never really had a decent PC gaming rig but I'd love to have the extra flexability of a PC.
So moving on to paying to play, MMO's have a free option. Some good communities are made through free MMO's, my personal favourite was Vindictus, was my own little hack n' slash paradise and I loved it, it was good, I enjoyed it.
But thinking about a paid option just seems stupid. Although, the Star Wars: Old Republic MMO is something I'd pay money to play, that's about it.
I can't really think of what could be next for MMO's. What could be next? I guess we'll see in the near future. Probably something to do with Cloud Gaming because that seems to be the next big thing. (Insert Penis Related Joke) HAHAHAHAHAHALMAOROFL
Ciao, squeers.
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| Delicious. |
Even so, I just went and bought 6 months of live for £15. This article was supposed to be about paying to play but I guess I've gone and contradicted myself, AH WELL, you'll get over it, I'll just carry on.
Now, I know the PS3 is free (lol thfree) to play online. I know this, it hasn't escaped my massive head but for some reason, I can't bloody stop playing on the 360. I can't stop, I'm not sure why either. Giving into this consumer bullshit when there's a free alternative? It's the only evil I'll ever give a shit about
Well, that and post-breakup sex. That shit's delicious.
Anyway, looking onto PC gaming, Steam is a vast library of games, usually discounted due to lack of overheads. I've never really been into Steam. I can say that I've never really had a decent PC gaming rig but I'd love to have the extra flexability of a PC.
So moving on to paying to play, MMO's have a free option. Some good communities are made through free MMO's, my personal favourite was Vindictus, was my own little hack n' slash paradise and I loved it, it was good, I enjoyed it.
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| This is free. Looks like a bag of arse though. |
But thinking about a paid option just seems stupid. Although, the Star Wars: Old Republic MMO is something I'd pay money to play, that's about it.
I can't really think of what could be next for MMO's. What could be next? I guess we'll see in the near future. Probably something to do with Cloud Gaming because that seems to be the next big thing. (Insert Penis Related Joke) HAHAHAHAHAHALMAOROFL
Ciao, squeers.
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Thursday 5 January 2012
Rant: Generation Y and Z
Right, I'll be honest. Us, as a generation, don't get on with our parents, do we? Yet, we get on with our grandparents, which is a bit strange, aint it?
Let me explain this for you.
If you're in your late teens to your mid-20's, you're generation Z. If you were just after the Soviet Union was destroyed, early 40's to late 50's, you're generation Y.
Now, I'm going to go on about the differences between our generation and our parents generation.
I'll start with our generation. We're the internet generation. We were born with the internet. We had the vast, informative libraries at our fingertips in our teenage years. For most of us, we've gotten REALLY good at finding information. We've found things that contradict our parents beliefs and philosophies so as we've grown up, they've gotten less smarter.
So they were always shallow idiots, let's be fair. They were adults when the internet was made and most of them still don't know how to bloody use it. They're based on traditions, most of those traditions being down right lies and brainwashing.
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Evil bastards.
You've probably heard your parents say "I grew up with nothing" well that's true. They did. But what do we have to grow up with? National debt. A recession. Unreachable house prices and very unfair debt. Jobs that aren't easily accessible and the pressure of our parents. I'm sure you remember your parents say, "Get into college and you'll find a good job!" and now that we've got into college, completed college, gotten degrees, we're NOW being told "You're an entitled arsehole if you wont work at McDonalds"
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It's a love/hate relationship.
So let me get this straight. We're being pressured INTO jobs we don't like by the same PEOPLE who told us to avoid those jobs?
Well, fuck you, Generation Y, you're bloody useless. You've made it harder for people with actual brains to make a living. We've also been labelled the "Boomerang Generation". You know why?
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| Pretty much how it works. |
Because when we move out, times get so damn hard that we move right back into our parents house.
It frustrates me because it's only our generation that's screwed. It's just us. The next generation will be fine because it'll take the geniuses of our generation to fix the problems before they escalate.
It's clear nothing's changing. Nothing's getting cheaper. It's all about generation Y. Shouldn't it be tailored towards us? We need to throw someone from our generation into politics to fix everything.
Rant over. God damn.
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1000 Milestone!
The last post was a bluff to get about 8 views.
MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! YOU ARE ALL PAWNS TO MY MANIPULATIVE WA-
*cough*
Sorry about that, I get easily over-zealous. But yeah, I've reached a 1000 overall views on my blog. The views gained from today are just insane for a complete noob like me. Here's to 2000, chaps!
P.s. the labels make me laugh. They really do.
MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! YOU ARE ALL PAWNS TO MY MANIPULATIVE WA-
*cough*
Sorry about that, I get easily over-zealous. But yeah, I've reached a 1000 overall views on my blog. The views gained from today are just insane for a complete noob like me. Here's to 2000, chaps!
P.s. the labels make me laugh. They really do.
Wednesday 4 January 2012
MEOW MEOW I AM A CAT
Sorry but how am I not supposed to post this video when all it does to me is make my soul cry. I'm not even sure what this feeling is just ... JUST WATCH IT
T_T
T_T
Skyrim? Skyrim.
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| It's a bit delicious but then it's not. |
Then why am I not?
I don't get what the fuss is. Sure, there's a huge world to explore and a lot of things to craft, kill and possibly teabag into Oblivion (pardon the pun) but I'm just not addicted. I just don't understand why this latches onto people, it's not THAT spectacular. It's a step in the right direction for gaming technology but.. it's not that good. I have to be honest. Maybe I'm doing it wrong or something but I haven't been that latched.
Might be because I've been preoccupied with many things. Skyrim does seem interesting though, when I go to choose a game, I'll probably pick that first. So I do see how it happens.
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| I'm getting sick of these fuckers now. |
If you look past all the fancy, amazing aesthetic qualities about Skyrim, it's pretty generic. I'm not going to lie, once you've been through one dungeon, you've pretty much experienced the game.
They're ALL the same apart from the odd 1 or 2. Plus, the idea of running from point A to point B was a lot better in Oblivion as you got attacked more often. In Skyrim, when I want to fight someone, it hardly happens. I'm not sure if I'm extremely unlucky or not but Skyrim isn't giving me much.
Well, when it comes to dragons, they're ALL I fight. No matter where I go, there's a dragon, I fought about 3 dragons just from exiting the Mage College up north. Was kinda epic watching all the other mages help take it down with me but besides that, it's a bit of a pesty thing when I want to get somewhere I haven't discovered yet and dragons keep eating out my arse before I even reach the damn place.
But these are only my opinions, I can't say they speak for everyone but I also know that a lot of people, like me, didn't enjoy it as much as others have done.
What are your thoughts, squeers? Give me some comments.
Ciao for now.
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Sunday 1 January 2012
Game Releases of 2012
I'm never drinking again.
Right, from any year, we're always going to get a sexy amount of games. There's nothing inherently special about this year.
That's a complete lie, Mass Effect 3, new Naruto Ninja Storm game and something else I can't quite remember will be my highlight, I will throw myself into the lines at numerous game stores and defecate in my pants just to get hold of these juicy video games.
While that's a bit extreme, I'll go into why I want Mass Effect 3 and the Naruto game.
Kinect support only adds to the strategy based aspect of i- bollocks, it gives us enough reason to shout profanities at the TV screen, I'm looking forward to shouting "THANE, START ACTING MORE LIKE YOU DID IN YOUR LOYALTY MISSION AND LESS LIKE A GENERIC CHARACTER". I should probably rename the disc to "SHEPARD FUCKS EVERYTHING" because, from what I've heard, you can be gay. Bout time, finally, every straight man who plays this game will eventually get curious or youtube the events or even more so that there's now nudity involved with the character so we've got gay nude scenes, suddenly, everybody who plays it becomes bi-curious and the gays finally rejoice with the huge market in pudy-tang to no go bag and tag with their flamboyant man-junk the size of a radio tower.
Now, the new Naruto game is purely for the fans. It's delicious and beautiful, it's called "Generations" and every character that's ever been in the series is here. You can have a young Naruto beating the shit out of the Raikage if you know how to play and I'm jizzing with anticipation over it. It's beautiful. Did I say beautiful? Yeah, I did but you can't blame me really, I am a fan of Naruto and this game is like Meth on a stick for me, I need it to come out right now and I mean, right now.
Alright, we know that Anime orientated games are for the fans, fans will buy it and there's a lot of fans for these kind of games, I bought Ultimate Tenkaichi at full retail price for £44.99 and I aint ashamed, it's an alright game, I don't even have any regrets but if the new Generations game is full retail price, I'm stealing it. Stealing it because I'm sad and desperate for this game, I will cave, like I said before, it's like meth on a stick, I don't know where the stick comes into it but it's a delicious stick and I will destroy it whilst it destroys me.
Right, that's all I've really got to say, I recovered from the hang-over, brimming with some creativity and now I need to continue with brainstorming for an online business idea.
Ciao Squeers.
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Right, from any year, we're always going to get a sexy amount of games. There's nothing inherently special about this year.
That's a complete lie, Mass Effect 3, new Naruto Ninja Storm game and something else I can't quite remember will be my highlight, I will throw myself into the lines at numerous game stores and defecate in my pants just to get hold of these juicy video games.
While that's a bit extreme, I'll go into why I want Mass Effect 3 and the Naruto game.
Mass Effect 3 has had 2 previous instalments, we all know this, all our Shepards have numerous endings and never really stay the same but the juicy thing about number 3 is that it's the end of the story. That's it. Our characters finally get an ending.A fucking ending. Look at this shit. Look at all this swearing, I didn't put stars, I swore, that's how serious I am, goodbye younger viewers who have parental blocks, hello people who like to say "fuck" a lot.
Kinect support only adds to the strategy based aspect of i- bollocks, it gives us enough reason to shout profanities at the TV screen, I'm looking forward to shouting "THANE, START ACTING MORE LIKE YOU DID IN YOUR LOYALTY MISSION AND LESS LIKE A GENERIC CHARACTER". I should probably rename the disc to "SHEPARD FUCKS EVERYTHING" because, from what I've heard, you can be gay. Bout time, finally, every straight man who plays this game will eventually get curious or youtube the events or even more so that there's now nudity involved with the character so we've got gay nude scenes, suddenly, everybody who plays it becomes bi-curious and the gays finally rejoice with the huge market in pudy-tang to no go bag and tag with their flamboyant man-junk the size of a radio tower.
Now, the new Naruto game is purely for the fans. It's delicious and beautiful, it's called "Generations" and every character that's ever been in the series is here. You can have a young Naruto beating the shit out of the Raikage if you know how to play and I'm jizzing with anticipation over it. It's beautiful. Did I say beautiful? Yeah, I did but you can't blame me really, I am a fan of Naruto and this game is like Meth on a stick for me, I need it to come out right now and I mean, right now.
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| This was the previous game, which was also juicy. |
Right, that's all I've really got to say, I recovered from the hang-over, brimming with some creativity and now I need to continue with brainstorming for an online business idea.
Ciao Squeers.
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